What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

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Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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